Your significant other, whom you love a lot and vice versa, is a kleptomaniac. Describe the behavior you'd have around her/him.

Asked by Anonymous

Completely normal. I’ve already allowed him to steal my heart. Everything else is inconsequential. 

Time to puke! 

If you could choose any job for YOU wanted for your significant other (except the one he/she already has and assuming he/she would gladly do it), what would it be?

Asked by Anonymous

If I had to choose any job I wanted for my significant other, I would choose one that would enhance the quality of his life and is not at all related with how many females he would come into contact with on a daily basis. Totally not. Not related at all.

I would prefer that this job:

  • Takes place outdoors because fresh air is very healthy;
  • Surrounds him with animals, as this has been shown to reduce anxiety;
  • Lessens dependence on technology, though he would certainly be encouraged to use his phone to talk to me throughout the day.

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If you had to get a job that can only be performed outdoors, what would it be and why?

Asked by Anonymous

If I had to get a job that can only be performed outdoors, I would be a mason. 

I have a friend who I like who is a mason and maybe he will teach me to be a mason too. He is getting is masters in masonry though his school is weird and only happens once in a while. Sometimes they perform mason plays and he says there is a lot of blood and boobs. That must be because being a mason can be dangerous with all the work that has to be done, outdoors. 

When my friend finishes teaching me how to be a mason I will create something that will make him like me a LOT. Something as similar ass possible to this. 

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